Saturday, 20 December 2008

Merry Christmas everyone

Denise in Dubai sent this one...

Why not try it this year!

Sure to bring smiles from your guests!

Here is a new way to prepare your Christmas Turkey.

oxoxoxoxoxoxox Christmas love oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

1. Cut out aluminium foil in desired shapes.

2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully. (see attached picture for details)

3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.

4. Watch your guests' faces...

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,

May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.

May your puddings be delicious
And your pies take the prize,

And may your Christmas dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Happy Christmas Everyone!


crafty creations said...


Have a wonderful Christmas and a Healthy New Year

xx Hilda

Pascale said...

Love the poem. luckily I am not cooking! But I may forward to the chef. Thanks for the giggle! Happy christmas LOL Pascale :)

Anonymous said...

Absolutely fabulous!! it made me smile. Merry christmas to all you girls. Warm regards Hermine

Mary-Beth said...

OMGosh, this is so funny!! Thank you Chriss for dropping by, I have one more night at work then I'll be blogging the rest of the gifts as we open them if you'd care to take a peak.

Thanks too for that adorable poem!

Merry Christmas to you and a safe and Peaceful New Year!

indybev said...

Absolutely NOTHING stays off my thighs....but thanks for the thought....and the chuckle. Merriest of merry to the Paper Girls!!!

Dawn said...

He He!!! Chriss this is hilarious!!!
And loved the wee poem - mind you it's far too late for MY thighs!!! LOL...
Wishing you the best Xmas ever!!


Denise said...

This is hilarious! I can just imagine the faces and comments.
Have a wonderful Christmas and a great New Year.

~*~Patty Szymkowicz said...

Thank you for sharing the holiday fun Chriss = too funny!
Wishing you and yours a Very Merry Christmas and
a lovely and art filled New Year!
Here's to more blogging fun in 2009!!! ooxoo
*fa la la la laaaa la la la laaaa*

Kaz Scrapz said...

OMG this is hilarious - I soo wish we were having turkey as this would make christmas dinner go with such a giggle (we are having a joint of pork this year for a change - oh well there is always next year!)
xxx Karen

Anonymous said...

Love it love it Chriss...
`Merry Christmas` to you and yours and hey `Thanks` for following me !!!!!!!!!!!!lol.......
lots of love:)~X~

lisa said...

LOL for days, that is really funny!

Karen said...

Absolutely Brilliant!!!! Seen it before but I still chickle over it!

Have a wonderful Christmas Chriss and look forward to seeing your stuff in the New Year XXX

Stempelchaotin said...

My dear Chriss,
I wish you a wonderful and pieceful christmas time. Thanks for all your kind comments on my blog. I´m very glad about it. Happy New Year.

Chris said...

EXCELLENT !!!! That is soooo funny, can just imagine the faces round the Christmas table if you brought a Turkey like that out of the oven...roflmao

Hope you have a fantastic Christmas Chriss and Santa is very good to you cos I know you've been a good girl... well apart from buying crafty bits...rofl

Happy Christmas my friend
Chris xxxx

p.s. there's a little something on my blog for yer :D take a peek...if the cap fits ;-D

Lorraine said...

what a brilliant turkey and poem...we are trying to get the kids to bed but they are all laughing at the funny turkey!!! have a great Christmas and thanks for all your great comments on my blog

Jaqi said...

Looking Good , Jaqi x

jazsutra said...

This cracks me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my 8year old son asked if you shaved the turkey to make that effect??GOSH!!! anyway, all teary and still rolling on the floor!-jaz